Don't eat the yellow snow
Saturday, January 31, 2004
Hey hey! I'm back on deck after my little while down at Carrackalinga. It was most fun and restful. I only cut myself on glass three times, Once was between the webbing between my little finger and ring finger on my left hand and is MUCHOS painful. I also stepped on a shard that did its best to work its way into the soft arch of my foot. Much to my disgust. (By the way, I cut myself lots because I am a tard and drop stuff lots, tell us something we didnt know.) Julia's beach shack 'o' luurrrrrrrrrrrrrve is cool, (Albieit now filled with broken glass and FHM's) thats not my fault! While we talk about FHM, the groovy bastards just sent me a Double movie pass. Kiiiiiiick ass. No paying for me! Also on the topic of not paying, I'm NOT PAYING for my fucking electric guitar because the bastards haven't got it in yet despite the fact they ordered it nearly a month ago! They cant make me wait like this, it's too painful. Also in the mail, Julia sent me a birthday book called "My adventures in Birthday land", It's about a little boy named Nick and his friend Julia in birthday land. It was cuter coming from her.
Schools went back this week. Merc went back on Thrusday. Im sure everyone is having fun (Best 'o' luck to this years year 12's, go and kick some ass).
Other than that, I'm kinda sleepy, a little bit hungry, and need to go and satisfy my craving for hot pizza toasties. Talk to y'all later on (After some starcraft, Marty knows what I'm talking about)
Schools went back this week. Merc went back on Thrusday. Im sure everyone is having fun (Best 'o' luck to this years year 12's, go and kick some ass).
Other than that, I'm kinda sleepy, a little bit hungry, and need to go and satisfy my craving for hot pizza toasties. Talk to y'all later on (After some starcraft, Marty knows what I'm talking about)
Monday, January 26, 2004
Yesterday was Triple J Hottest 100 day, although the song I had picked for number 1 (Powderfinger's "(Baby I've got you) on my mind") came in at fourth (I think). Of the top 10, there were 7 Aussie songs (Including number one: Jet's "Are you gonna be my girl" for those who were on Mars yesterday) and of that 10, I had seen four live. Yay. The only dissapointment was that Something for Kate's "Deja vu" was just pipped out of the top 10, coming in at a respectable 11th.
Last night was also skyshow night, this year we decended upon Dutchy's house to take advantage of his amazing view and watched the fireworks on his front lawn.
Other than that, I have only one more thing to say...
I think I need more cowbell.
Last night was also skyshow night, this year we decended upon Dutchy's house to take advantage of his amazing view and watched the fireworks on his front lawn.
Other than that, I have only one more thing to say...
I think I need more cowbell.
Well, thats it, Nick's birthday is over. Many thanks to everyone who attended. People know me too well, as the gifts I recieved clearly reflect this. A New York shot glass from Marty, a flying batman from Libbi and Mykiela (with a really cool cape, and a propeller coming out of his ass), HOUSE (the worst movie ever) on DVD (That is actually a good present), and a heap of DVD's and CD's including Dave Matthews in central park, Jeff Buckley at Sin-e, Black Books, and Ninja Scroll. Thanks guys! The night passed fairly quickly up until people passed out on the floor of my room.
As for being 18, people keep asking me how it feels, the answer being, No different. I still have yet to get my guitar, the people at Derringer's are apparently screwing around a little.
I head off to Karackalinga with Julia tomorrow, so don't be expecting another post for a little while.
Ill leave you with this...
Does it crack you up when you see a fat family with a shopping trolley full of diet food, low fat yoghurt, light milk but then garnished with an equal amount of chocolate, lollies, ice cream and pizza? I was in that situation a while ago. I laughed quite heartily.
As for being 18, people keep asking me how it feels, the answer being, No different. I still have yet to get my guitar, the people at Derringer's are apparently screwing around a little.
I head off to Karackalinga with Julia tomorrow, so don't be expecting another post for a little while.
Ill leave you with this...
Does it crack you up when you see a fat family with a shopping trolley full of diet food, low fat yoghurt, light milk but then garnished with an equal amount of chocolate, lollies, ice cream and pizza? I was in that situation a while ago. I laughed quite heartily.
Saturday, January 24, 2004
Hey campers. Its bright and early, How're you all doing? In recent news, today is my Birthday. No more underage drinking for me! My parents bought me a guitar, Fender standard in black (which apparently hasn't arrived yet), Julia gave me the gift of slovenlyness with a hammock that I will spend many an afternoon supping beer in. Also, it was decided that my old cruddy surf wallet that I have had since year eight is to be retired, in favour of a more adult looking black leather wallet. Damn conforming.
More later, I'm going to go and rip some Derringers staff a new a-hole.
More later, I'm going to go and rip some Derringers staff a new a-hole.
Tuesday, January 20, 2004
Molly Meldrum was detained at a US airport for not having the right Visa. Look on the bright side, at least he would have enjoyed the cavity search.
Yay. Uni course ops game out today. For those who care, I recieved an offer for my first preference, Forensic and Analytical Chemistry at Flinders. Yay.
Which means next year I can look forward to:
36 units comprising:
Biology 1A
Biology 1B
Chemistry 1A
Chemistry 1B
Forensic Methods 1
Mathematics 1A
and one of:
Laboratory Archaeology
Information Technology 1A
Computer Programming 1
Physics for the Life Sciences A
Physics for the Life Sciences B
Earth and Environment 1
Marine Sciences 1
Mathematics 1B
Physics 1A
Physics 1B
Doesn't that sound like fun?
In different news, I spent today at Julia's watching Oprah about how small children can die if they inhale baby oil, fall out of a window or into a pool or choke on candy. Well duh. That was also fun. Just then I had Japanese food. It was tasty and yet now I smell like fish.
Got word from Emma in France, letting us all know that she is alive and well. Twas most good to hear from her.
Which means next year I can look forward to:
36 units comprising:
Biology 1A
Biology 1B
Chemistry 1A
Chemistry 1B
Forensic Methods 1
Mathematics 1A
and one of:
Laboratory Archaeology
Information Technology 1A
Computer Programming 1
Physics for the Life Sciences A
Physics for the Life Sciences B
Earth and Environment 1
Marine Sciences 1
Mathematics 1B
Physics 1A
Physics 1B
Doesn't that sound like fun?
In different news, I spent today at Julia's watching Oprah about how small children can die if they inhale baby oil, fall out of a window or into a pool or choke on candy. Well duh. That was also fun. Just then I had Japanese food. It was tasty and yet now I smell like fish.
Got word from Emma in France, letting us all know that she is alive and well. Twas most good to hear from her.
Monday, January 19, 2004
Hey hey! Well, It seems that everyone sucks ass at the games quiz. Sammy B answered (what I deemed to be) the hardest of the questions right and get an appropriate hat tip in his direction *tips hat*. However, noone out there was able to answer them all right. Ill post answers to them later, and keep my beer to myself.
In other news, our own Luke "Betty" Betros appears to be out of the hospital, and for most part back on his feet. Only not cause his knees are still understandably painful I imagine. One day last week, Daw, Sonya and myself visited him in hospital to find him attended by a hot hot nurse and a tall tall nurse (Whom I christened "Gargantor"). When in hospitals I find it most difficult to not touch things, like cardiac monitors, dials, knobs, and the machine that goes ping. But in this instance I was warned against touching the arrest alarm (As in cardiac arrest) because it would cause everyone in the hospital to want my blood.
In a surprising shake up, Emma and Hannah have departed for no less than 365 days of foreign fun in France and Brazil respectively. Hopefully they will be tuning in here to keep up with what is going on with everyone, a service which I will graciously provide. Goodbyes were said at the airport and although I couldn't make Emma's departure (which I apologise profusely for) I wish them all the best for their international exploits. (And forgive them for missing my birthday). Which by the way is fast approaching (The 24th for those who forget). Today, I am going to be sorting out the rest of my parents gift to me (A Fender standard strat in metallic black) and other things.
Which I should really go and do about now.
So I will see you all later.
In other news, our own Luke "Betty" Betros appears to be out of the hospital, and for most part back on his feet. Only not cause his knees are still understandably painful I imagine. One day last week, Daw, Sonya and myself visited him in hospital to find him attended by a hot hot nurse and a tall tall nurse (Whom I christened "Gargantor"). When in hospitals I find it most difficult to not touch things, like cardiac monitors, dials, knobs, and the machine that goes ping. But in this instance I was warned against touching the arrest alarm (As in cardiac arrest) because it would cause everyone in the hospital to want my blood.
In a surprising shake up, Emma and Hannah have departed for no less than 365 days of foreign fun in France and Brazil respectively. Hopefully they will be tuning in here to keep up with what is going on with everyone, a service which I will graciously provide. Goodbyes were said at the airport and although I couldn't make Emma's departure (which I apologise profusely for) I wish them all the best for their international exploits. (And forgive them for missing my birthday). Which by the way is fast approaching (The 24th for those who forget). Today, I am going to be sorting out the rest of my parents gift to me (A Fender standard strat in metallic black) and other things.
Which I should really go and do about now.
So I will see you all later.
Saturday, January 10, 2004
I'm up late again and writing, cause I'm waiting for Letterman to come on. Since I found out that Howie Day is going to be on it sometime in the next week or so, I'm keeping a vigil. I was also spending some time thinking and playing my favourite FPS (First person shooter) video games, and I realised that something that pisses me off (and we all know how easily I get pissed off) (by the way, lots of people will back me up here) (Did I just use three sets of brackets in a row? There has to be a better way to do that)
Anyway, moral of the story is, people should stop blaming video games and movies for when people act like assholes. Yeah, that’s right, I'm a white male in the age bracket of 14 to 25 and if you say this out loud in some places, people run away, fearing that you have a gun and want to kill them all.
Lets look at the stats, in my gaming career:
- I have killed so many nameless Nazi’s that the allied forces would be proud. Also, I have dispatched multitudes of terrorists, police, scientists, civilians, military personnel, monsters, zombies and aliens (the number surely runs into the hundreds of millions.)
- Sent thousands of poor GI’s and other foot soldiers to their almost certain death at the hands of the enemy.
- Killed some of the afore mentioned foot soldiers because I have a tesla coil and the authority to do so, just for shits and giggles
- Become an expert at using pistols, machine guns, grenades and other high explosives, sniper rifles, axes, swords, bows and arrows and virtually any other strange implement of destruction that has ever graced God’s green Earth.
- Blown the limbs off of corpses and other people because it “looks cool”
- Stealthily dispatched the enemy using neck breaks, clubs, silenced pistols and my personal favourites, piano wire, throwing knives and throat slashes.
- Turned models into bloody gibs with great frequency and gusto.
- Driven cars at irresponsible speeds through signs, pedestrians and heavy traffic.
And most of the people who know me would attest to the fact that I am not a deranged psychopath who walks around in a trenchcoat and takes a gun to school just because I played too much Doom.
So, I think that gamers are nice people because they beat their stress out of their controller or keyboard instead of their family or girlfriend.
So here is my theory, if you can answer all of the questions below, you are a healthy well-adjusted games addict and are no risk to anyone. If you cant, well, I'm going to look at you a little funny and maybe not turn my back if you are holding a sharp knife. (If you get them all right, I will give you a beer)
Characters:
See if you can tell me where the following characters come from… (We are talking game and platform)
NOTE: Characters that appear in multiple games and or platforms will be accepted as correct for any acceptable.
Gordon Freeman
Peach
John Mullins
Zero
Master Chief
Duran
Noob Saibot
Ness (Take a bonus point if you can think of another game that isn’t Super Smash Brothers) (2)
JC Denton
Vega
Professor Ruffleberg
Funky Kong
Ganondorf
Cate Archer
Agent Blaskowitz
Obscure Gaming Knowledge:
Where are “The Flaming Windmills” from? (Country and game) (2)
How many rounds in a sten?
The caliber of Beretta?
In which game would you find a “meat sim”?
What would you do with a GECK?
One part wax and one part crystal would give you what?
The fastest way to dispatch a face crab?
What’s a barney?
Settlers 4 features which three races? (3)
What would you use to kill Bozo the clown?
Where would you find a prism tower?
Gaming Quotes:
(Where are they from kids, just the game will do)
“You know what would look better on your nose? The bar”
“Can I burn something?”
“Stop rocking the boat, you’re making me sea sick!”
“Rasp Rasp Rasp” (That’s an old one)
“I don’t know about angels, but its fear that gives men wings”
“Rubber shoes in motion”
The whole thing is out of 35, (I Think) the first person to come to me with a score of 35 or full marks gets a beer and a handshake. No questions asked.
Anyway, moral of the story is, people should stop blaming video games and movies for when people act like assholes. Yeah, that’s right, I'm a white male in the age bracket of 14 to 25 and if you say this out loud in some places, people run away, fearing that you have a gun and want to kill them all.
Lets look at the stats, in my gaming career:
- I have killed so many nameless Nazi’s that the allied forces would be proud. Also, I have dispatched multitudes of terrorists, police, scientists, civilians, military personnel, monsters, zombies and aliens (the number surely runs into the hundreds of millions.)
- Sent thousands of poor GI’s and other foot soldiers to their almost certain death at the hands of the enemy.
- Killed some of the afore mentioned foot soldiers because I have a tesla coil and the authority to do so, just for shits and giggles
- Become an expert at using pistols, machine guns, grenades and other high explosives, sniper rifles, axes, swords, bows and arrows and virtually any other strange implement of destruction that has ever graced God’s green Earth.
- Blown the limbs off of corpses and other people because it “looks cool”
- Stealthily dispatched the enemy using neck breaks, clubs, silenced pistols and my personal favourites, piano wire, throwing knives and throat slashes.
- Turned models into bloody gibs with great frequency and gusto.
- Driven cars at irresponsible speeds through signs, pedestrians and heavy traffic.
And most of the people who know me would attest to the fact that I am not a deranged psychopath who walks around in a trenchcoat and takes a gun to school just because I played too much Doom.
So, I think that gamers are nice people because they beat their stress out of their controller or keyboard instead of their family or girlfriend.
So here is my theory, if you can answer all of the questions below, you are a healthy well-adjusted games addict and are no risk to anyone. If you cant, well, I'm going to look at you a little funny and maybe not turn my back if you are holding a sharp knife. (If you get them all right, I will give you a beer)
Characters:
See if you can tell me where the following characters come from… (We are talking game and platform)
NOTE: Characters that appear in multiple games and or platforms will be accepted as correct for any acceptable.
Gordon Freeman
Peach
John Mullins
Zero
Master Chief
Duran
Noob Saibot
Ness (Take a bonus point if you can think of another game that isn’t Super Smash Brothers) (2)
JC Denton
Vega
Professor Ruffleberg
Funky Kong
Ganondorf
Cate Archer
Agent Blaskowitz
Obscure Gaming Knowledge:
Where are “The Flaming Windmills” from? (Country and game) (2)
How many rounds in a sten?
The caliber of Beretta?
In which game would you find a “meat sim”?
What would you do with a GECK?
One part wax and one part crystal would give you what?
The fastest way to dispatch a face crab?
What’s a barney?
Settlers 4 features which three races? (3)
What would you use to kill Bozo the clown?
Where would you find a prism tower?
Gaming Quotes:
(Where are they from kids, just the game will do)
“You know what would look better on your nose? The bar”
“Can I burn something?”
“Stop rocking the boat, you’re making me sea sick!”
“Rasp Rasp Rasp” (That’s an old one)
“I don’t know about angels, but its fear that gives men wings”
“Rubber shoes in motion”
The whole thing is out of 35, (I Think) the first person to come to me with a score of 35 or full marks gets a beer and a handshake. No questions asked.
Thursday, January 08, 2004
Yeah, I know, Its been a while. Sue me. IB results are out, so we have been scurrying round trying to sort out uni preferences and shit before the deadline (which was yesterday.) I have also been shopping for a new guitar, with the money that my parents gave me for graduating (sounds good, but it was actually the money they put aside during the year so I could repeat, thanks for the vote of confidence guys). At this stage I'm looking at getting a fender standard strat for those in the know or care at all. Went shopping yesterday, and was approached by some guys who wanted me to buy them porn (they were about 14 I think), Telling them that I was not of age produced shock (because Quote"As if you arent 18! You're huge!" Unquote) anyway, Daw obliged and procured for them a cheap $2.50 which apparently you can buy out of the back room at a certain music store at marion ( I wont say which, that would suggest I wasn't sound of mind.) Anyway, about 20 minutes later I was trying to cash a scratchie and was asked if I was over 16, What are they! Drunk!. Daw's car is fucked, I played too much Perfect Dark and Howie Day was NOT on Letterman, much to my disgust.
See you round kiddies!
See you round kiddies!
Sunday, January 04, 2004
IB results came out this morning. Just to keep everyone posted I maintained my five average and got the 31 I needed to get into the 90's. 91.8 in fact. Which is pretty healthy considering that the course I want needs like 70.
Hehehe.
Relief.
Hope everyone else got the marks they need.
Hehehe.
Relief.
Hope everyone else got the marks they need.
Thursday, January 01, 2004
Hey, look at that! A year ticked over while I was gone. Hope you all had a good one. So, Its time for that New Years post! First up! Nick's 2003 Summary!
Nick’s 2003
January
- Got my economics mark from the IB
- Turned 17
- Spent some time down at Port Elliot
- Welcomed back the kids who went to Quebec
- Started Year 12 bloody bloody
February
- Got buried by work
- Endured the Great Gatsby
- Did some other kinds of crazy shit
March
- Changed the layout of my site
- Argued some about war and shit
- Got some fan mail, made me very excited.
- Celebrated Sonya’s birthday
- Sat through the last sports day and last swimming carnival
- Did some peace marching
- Bought a new discman
- Played some guitar
- Got very ridiculously drunk on Saint Patrick’s Day. Kissed Julia
April (Bit of a nothing month)
-
- Celebrated Easter
- Had an X-box party
- Bought a computer
- Went off on year 12 retreat
May (a bigger nothing month than April)
- Got year 12 jumpers
- Saw the Matrix Reloaded, was understandably turned on
June
- Got together with Julia (after considerable pain)
- Inherited $10,000 from my Grandfather’s best friends sister
- Celebrated “Tell it like it is” week
July
- Had a rollicking party for Dutchy’s 18th (it involved lesbians)
- Did some holiday courses
- Continued work on World Lit. Assignments and Extended Essays
- Played with some radioactive material
- Sat the UMAT (Undergraduate Medical Admissions test)
August
- Got more stressed about World lit
- Started to worry about exams
- Had my extended essay question changed with a little over a week to go
- Finished said Extended Essay in one weekend long work session
- Almost went crazy due to stress
September
- Finished everything IB (ToK, EE, Wlit)
- Giant 18th for Dale and Erin (I stole some glasses from the bar)
- Took a road trip to Melbourne with Daw to see none other than John Mayer in concert
- Got drunk a few times
October
- Went to the SANFL grand final and watched my team get brutally ass raped
- Went to Daw’s 18th, Saw Peter Combe!
- Enjoyed a few days of freedom while my parents were in Melbourne
- Nicola turned 18. We had a giant party
- Classes ended
- Pranks aplenty began for the muck up/ Celebration day.
- Graduation week. Assembly, mass (which I performed at) and Basso’s end of year party
November
- Studied, studied, studied
- GREAT GALLOPING CRAP! Sat my final exams
- Went to the grad ball, performed and didn’t die
- Went to schoolies, had a blast
- Celebrated the start of holidays
- Celebrated the 1st birthday of Don’t eat the yellow snow
December
- Did a whole heap of holiday crap
- Celebrated Julia’s 18th (I’m a toy boy!)
- Celebrated Howie’s 18th
- Giant Betros “End of year party”
- Went to Powderfinger live on Vulture street (At memorial drive)
- Went Christmas shopping
- Watched as everyone’s results came in
- Had a merry Christmas
Nick Awards of 2003: (Calculated on frequency of viewing/consumption, quality and overall goodness)
Song of the year: 3x5 - John Mayer
Movie of the Year: The Matrix Reloaded
Meal of the Year: The McDonald's Double quarter pounder with cheese meal
Concert of the year: Powderfinger Live on Vulture Street
Beer of the year: (In Three Categories):
Most consumed overall: West End Draught
Most consumed in a Sitting: Coopers Pale
Best: Heineken
Drink of the year: Brewed Coffee
Alcoholic Event of the year: St Patrick’s Day
Piss up of the year: Schoolies week
Rushed Lunchtime snack of the year: The Toasted Cheese
DVD release of the year: Dave Matthews Band Central Park concert
CD of the year: Jeff Buckley – Sketches for my sweetheart the drunk.
TV Show of the Year: CSI
Expression of the year:
(There are many, so Ill give you the top 10)
10: Get the Fuckity fuck out!
9: You are such a fuck ass!
8: Why don't you go suck a fuck?
7: Awwwww, Penis Mavis
6: Lick Me, Lick me!
5: Kevin's Bacon's Penis
4: Touche Dempsey, Touche
3: Crrrrrrrunchy Vagina Biscuit
2: “Hey hey hey hey hey”, “Woo woo”, “Mmmm yes mmm” and “I’ll see you at five to one”
And, the number one phrase of 2003 was of course...
1: FUCKING CHINASE!
And for no reason whatsoever,
Firsts of 2004:
First kiss: Julia (But of course)
First song: I am Australian
First movie: Lord of the Rings 3
First meal: McDonalds Double Quarter Pounder with Cheese
First D&M: Sonya
First Beer: Heineken
First man hug: Tim
Maybe more later. Hope you all had a good one!
Nick’s 2003
January
- Got my economics mark from the IB
- Turned 17
- Spent some time down at Port Elliot
- Welcomed back the kids who went to Quebec
- Started Year 12 bloody bloody
February
- Got buried by work
- Endured the Great Gatsby
- Did some other kinds of crazy shit
March
- Changed the layout of my site
- Argued some about war and shit
- Got some fan mail, made me very excited.
- Celebrated Sonya’s birthday
- Sat through the last sports day and last swimming carnival
- Did some peace marching
- Bought a new discman
- Played some guitar
- Got very ridiculously drunk on Saint Patrick’s Day. Kissed Julia
April (Bit of a nothing month)
-
- Celebrated Easter
- Had an X-box party
- Bought a computer
- Went off on year 12 retreat
May (a bigger nothing month than April)
- Got year 12 jumpers
- Saw the Matrix Reloaded, was understandably turned on
June
- Got together with Julia (after considerable pain)
- Inherited $10,000 from my Grandfather’s best friends sister
- Celebrated “Tell it like it is” week
July
- Had a rollicking party for Dutchy’s 18th (it involved lesbians)
- Did some holiday courses
- Continued work on World Lit. Assignments and Extended Essays
- Played with some radioactive material
- Sat the UMAT (Undergraduate Medical Admissions test)
August
- Got more stressed about World lit
- Started to worry about exams
- Had my extended essay question changed with a little over a week to go
- Finished said Extended Essay in one weekend long work session
- Almost went crazy due to stress
September
- Finished everything IB (ToK, EE, Wlit)
- Giant 18th for Dale and Erin (I stole some glasses from the bar)
- Took a road trip to Melbourne with Daw to see none other than John Mayer in concert
- Got drunk a few times
October
- Went to the SANFL grand final and watched my team get brutally ass raped
- Went to Daw’s 18th, Saw Peter Combe!
- Enjoyed a few days of freedom while my parents were in Melbourne
- Nicola turned 18. We had a giant party
- Classes ended
- Pranks aplenty began for the muck up/ Celebration day.
- Graduation week. Assembly, mass (which I performed at) and Basso’s end of year party
November
- Studied, studied, studied
- GREAT GALLOPING CRAP! Sat my final exams
- Went to the grad ball, performed and didn’t die
- Went to schoolies, had a blast
- Celebrated the start of holidays
- Celebrated the 1st birthday of Don’t eat the yellow snow
December
- Did a whole heap of holiday crap
- Celebrated Julia’s 18th (I’m a toy boy!)
- Celebrated Howie’s 18th
- Giant Betros “End of year party”
- Went to Powderfinger live on Vulture street (At memorial drive)
- Went Christmas shopping
- Watched as everyone’s results came in
- Had a merry Christmas
Nick Awards of 2003: (Calculated on frequency of viewing/consumption, quality and overall goodness)
Song of the year: 3x5 - John Mayer
Movie of the Year: The Matrix Reloaded
Meal of the Year: The McDonald's Double quarter pounder with cheese meal
Concert of the year: Powderfinger Live on Vulture Street
Beer of the year: (In Three Categories):
Most consumed overall: West End Draught
Most consumed in a Sitting: Coopers Pale
Best: Heineken
Drink of the year: Brewed Coffee
Alcoholic Event of the year: St Patrick’s Day
Piss up of the year: Schoolies week
Rushed Lunchtime snack of the year: The Toasted Cheese
DVD release of the year: Dave Matthews Band Central Park concert
CD of the year: Jeff Buckley – Sketches for my sweetheart the drunk.
TV Show of the Year: CSI
Expression of the year:
(There are many, so Ill give you the top 10)
10: Get the Fuckity fuck out!
9: You are such a fuck ass!
8: Why don't you go suck a fuck?
7: Awwwww, Penis Mavis
6: Lick Me, Lick me!
5: Kevin's Bacon's Penis
4: Touche Dempsey, Touche
3: Crrrrrrrunchy Vagina Biscuit
2: “Hey hey hey hey hey”, “Woo woo”, “Mmmm yes mmm” and “I’ll see you at five to one”
And, the number one phrase of 2003 was of course...
1: FUCKING CHINASE!
And for no reason whatsoever,
Firsts of 2004:
First kiss: Julia (But of course)
First song: I am Australian
First movie: Lord of the Rings 3
First meal: McDonalds Double Quarter Pounder with Cheese
First D&M: Sonya
First Beer: Heineken
First man hug: Tim
Maybe more later. Hope you all had a good one!